Shop All Blends


For When You Need to Chill the F*ck Out.
Fast, Discreet Shipping
Your order ships fast in plain packaging—no flashy labels, no weird looks at the door.
Natural Ingredients
Formulated with clean, functional ingredients you can actually recognize—and pronounce.
3rd PartyLab Tested
Every batch is tested by independent labs for purity, potency, and peace of mind.
NONGMO
No synthetic filler, no modified crap—just real ingredients that work, the way nature intended.
Tell Your Anxiety to F*@k Off.



Stress Relief

Anxiety Support

Mood Reset

Relaxation
Built for Better Calm. Without the B*llsh!t.

Choose Your Size

Suggested Use

See Instant Results
Why MCRO Outperforms Other Brands
From ingredients to results, see exactly how MCRO delivers more value, more quality, and a better experience than the competition.


- Built to Perform, Not Just Chill
- Clean Ingredients, Zero B.S
- Feel the Difference, Fast
Other brands
- Just THC, no purpose
- Loaded with additives
- Unpredictable AF

Calm Down
$20.00
Frequently Asked Questions
Got Questions? We’ve Got Answers
Functional THC is our innovative blend of low-dose Delta 9 THC paired with functional mushrooms. This combination enhances the effects of THC while adding health-boosting benefits from mushrooms like Reishi, Cordyceps, and Lion’s Mane.
We accept Apple Pay, Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express but feel free to contact us for other payment options.
Nope! Our gummies are crafted for exceptional taste, with flavors that mask any THC taste, making them delicious and enjoyable.
If for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, within 30 days of placing your order, we will refund you for your purchase with no questions asked.